I swear.
I look at that, and it makes me happy
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On other news, I got to see
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...And I do solemnly swear to make more coherent posts in the future. Brain, whar. orz
SUBJECT LINE: I want to be a fan, but...
Please stop making gay stories for bleach or any other anime show. Because it's sick. Why do you people want to see two men fucking each other? If you want something to write about then here is a few people to write about. ByakuyaxMomo byakuyaxNanao ByakuyaxUnohana ByakuyaxYoruichi ByakuyaxRangiku ByakuyaxRukia ByakuyaxOrihime. Try this you will get better results.
i there! I have some suggestions of my own to give to you. :3
First: try to avoid telling writers what to do. I don't tell you what to read, so don't tell me what to write.
Second: review your basic punctuation and grammar lessons from high school. People might actually be inclined to listen to you if you knew how to write properly.
Thanks for writing, but don't think I'm going to stop anytime soon~
Let’s play a game, shall we? Yes? Fantastic.
This game is called “Things That Can Write Better Than You”. The rules are simple. Please correctly select which choice can write better than you:
A. My left testicle
B. A toilet-full of chunky diarrhea
C. An inbred midget clown who swims in choice B
D. All of the above
If you chose the correct answer, D, then you have won the following prize:
A spot in my coveted C2 “Stories A Turd Out of My ** Could Write Better” (which, strangely enough was not one of the choices). Don’t despair! Even if you didn’t choose correctly, I will be kind enough to give you that prize anyway. Who said I don’t have a heart?
Congratulations! Please continue to avoid the dictionary as if it were an oozing, puss-filled sore on an old hooker’s a.s.s. And good grammar? Well, run away from it like it’s a festering syphilitic itch you just can’t scratch in public. Or in words you can understand: your fic sucks donkey balls, and that’s what you wanted me to think, right? Because otherwise, I’d have to believe this was an actual attempt at writing and laugh the crap right out of myself.
Best regards,
F/R