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Wow, I really DO belong on FF.net. I've been blessed by my first flame from Flame Rising -- he's infamous for prodding people like this.
Lulz. I wonder if he actually thinks that real writers will buy this bullshit. I suppose he was hoping that I'm one of those fangirls that'll go "WAAAAAAAAAAAH SOMEBODY'S PICKING ON MEEEEE ABUSE ABUSE ABUSE I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF NAO."
Anyway, RL post to follow. I had to post this first because it amused me.
Let’s play a game, shall we? Yes? Fantastic.
This game is called “Things That Can Write Better Than You”. The rules are simple. Please correctly select which choice can write better than you:
A. My left testicle
B. A toilet-full of chunky diarrhea
C. An inbred midget clown who swims in choice B
D. All of the above
If you chose the correct answer, D, then you have won the following prize:
A spot in my coveted C2 “Stories A Turd Out of My ** Could Write Better” (which, strangely enough was not one of the choices). Don’t despair! Even if you didn’t choose correctly, I will be kind enough to give you that prize anyway. Who said I don’t have a heart?
Congratulations! Please continue to avoid the dictionary as if it were an oozing, puss-filled sore on an old hooker’s a.s.s. And good grammar? Well, run away from it like it’s a festering syphilitic itch you just can’t scratch in public. Or in words you can understand: your fic sucks donkey balls, and that’s what you wanted me to think, right? Because otherwise, I’d have to believe this was an actual attempt at writing and laugh the crap right out of myself.
Best regards,
F/R
Lulz. I wonder if he actually thinks that real writers will buy this bullshit. I suppose he was hoping that I'm one of those fangirls that'll go "WAAAAAAAAAAAH SOMEBODY'S PICKING ON MEEEEE ABUSE ABUSE ABUSE I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF NAO."
Anyway, RL post to follow. I had to post this first because it amused me.
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Note: I have over 200.
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I'm not even going to take the review down because it amuses me too much.
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The internet wins at life, man.
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...I actually want to see him try and spam all my stories. I have 200+ threads.
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So spam reviews are the new "in" thing now?
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Srsly. You can only wonder how these people get along in life. o_O
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It's like he was trying to be mean-but-in-a-witty kind of way. But he F4IL3D.
also,
your fic sucks donkey balls WHAAAAT???
Who says that these days?! What's next, "Yo' Mama" jokes? Ugh.
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Copypasta, copypasta~!
There's some information on the reviewer in the final thread, too.
~Miri
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SOME PEOPLE, EH?
~Miri
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