Srsly, I suck at this title thing. @_@

[izkariote]

Went back to the office today~ it was kinda annoying, though, because the LAN cable I use to directly connect to the teh awesome godly office intarwebz connection was jacked for some reason. u_u Ended up subsiding on the wireless, but that wasn't really bad because it's actually a little slower but a little more stable than my direct connection at home.

...I should be disturbed by that, shouldn't I?

Uh, anyway, work's been slow, so I spent most of my time oggling P4 with kye_kestrel, chatting with khursten (I assaulted her first -- I need material for a D18 fic I'm planning! ficcentricity, IT'S THAT ONE! *A*) and bugging synatri. I also managed to get a whole bunch of drabbles done; most of them are for kitsune_jade (her birthday's coming up) and a few are for the people who pwned me in this meme.

I also whored some long overdue DDL manga links. I had to be careful, though: the front pages of the sites I was downloading for were SNFWS!

...I was yawning the whole day. I think I better sleep early tonight.

Fandom bitch moment of the day: Wat. Wtf is an Oofurian. More importantly, WTF IS THAT ART IT'S UGLY.

Have a meme, people.

Name a character (or real person) and I'll give you
(a) three facts about them from my personal fanon,
(b) a reason he/she sucks,
(c) a reason he/she is awesome,
(d) five things that never happened to that character/real person,
(e) five people that character/real person did/refused to fall in love with and how. Have at it!

EDIT: OH SHIT I COMPLETELY FORGOT TO MENTION THAT THIS IS MY 666TH ENTRY.

Comments

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

haha, Oofurians. That made me WTF a little. >_>

Uh, character...

ABE SHUN. He needs love. :3

[izkariote.livejournal.com]

INORITE? Eli and I were both like, "...Whut. That's just you, n00b >_>"

Hmmmm... Shun, huh? *cracks knuckles*

A.
-Shun actually kinda likes the color red quite a lot. It's almost enough for him to wear red gear when he starts catching.
-He cannot sleep without a light in the far corner of his bedroom.
-Prior to his interest in baseball, he was very much into dinosaurs. He awed his relatives with his ability to identify dinosaurs on sight, and rattle off their scientific names to the letter.


B. HE SUCKS BECAUSE HE DIDN'T GET ANY SCREEN TIME IN THE ANIME. B|

C.) He's a member of the Abe family. That's got to count for something, right?

D.)
-He met this really weird guy in the baseball store. Fucking tall and fucking annoying and THAT FUCKING BASTARD STOLE HIS TAPE! B|
-No, srsly, he saw his older brother doing funny things with that weird orange-haired guy on his team, but his mom wouldn't believe him!
-His stumbling upon a BL manga at a very young and tender age forced his parents to talk about the birds and the bees and gay dolphins a little too soon for comfort.
-Once, when they were younger, Abe beat Shun in Street Fighter II by being a complete and total asshole (read: cornering his character with a cheap tripping move and laughing about it). Shun can never forgive him for this.
-He nearly became a local neighborhood hero at the age of five for saving a kitten that got stuck in a tree. ...Trouble was, he got stuck along with it.

E.)
-That asshole in the baseball store.
-Mihashi Ren. Stammers too much. Why does his bro hang out with him? It's boggling. o_O
-That asshole in the baseball store, srsly.
-...Really, that asshole in the baseball store.
-THAT ASSHOLE IN THE BASEBALL STORE I AM NOT KIDDING.

[yukitsu.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahaahaha, Shun~~~~ ♥

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

If that's as bad as the n00bness gets, it's still okay. I dread the emergence of cutesy pairing names. GOLDEN BATTERY and such.

I THOUGHT THE ASSHOLE STOLE HIS GLOVES? YOU'RE GETTING YOUR STORIES MIXED UP, SHUN-CHAN.

[hamster-friend.livejournal.com]

KIRA YAMATO!

*dodges a hail of Shin fanbois*

[izkariote.livejournal.com]

Dodges with you!

A.
-Kira's obsession with birds started when Athrun accidentally killed his first live pet (read: he sat on it). In order to prevent this from happening again, he created Torii. o_o
-It takes him three hours in the bathroom to fix that perfect angle for his hair.
-Actually, even though he's married to Lacus, the only picture he carries around in his wallet is one of him and Athrun from their Academy days.

B. He makes fans want to call a WAAAAAAAHMbulance midway through the series.

C. It's the uke eyes, I swear! @_@

D.
-He and Frey did it countless times, but the only time he was actually able to get it up was when he thought of Athrun. o_o I WONDER WHAT THAT COULD MEAN.
-Lacus walked in on him and Athrun doing it. She shocked them both by pulling up a chair and telling them to carry on.
-He refused to fight one time not because Frey was keeping him occupied, but because there was a cockroach in his room and he's deathly afraid of those.
-Fraga gave him his first blowjob, and made him realize that actually, he's very, very gay.
-He and Dearka once spent a very, very, VERY long time talking about the finer points of their boytoys.

E.
-Frey. Sry2say, but he's really into guys.
-Lacus, Sry2say, but he's really into guys.
-Nataru. Sry2say, but he's really into guys.
-Ramias. Sry2say, but he's really into guys.
-Cagalli. THAT'S HIS SISTER. B|

[yukitsu.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Death the Kid. :D

[izkariote.livejournal.com]

A.
-Death the Kidd has no mother. He was dropped down a chimney by a dark, hellhound-driven chariot. ...Good thing he came with an instruction manual.
-He washes his hands with five different soap bars, cleans them with three different towels, and uses two types of alcogel before he's satisfied with himself.
-He always parks his skateboard in the Academy parking lot's slot which he calculated to have optimal shade from the laughing sun at all times.

B. HE'S AN EFFING HYPOCRITE. WHAT'S ALL THAT ABOUT SYMMETRY WHEN HIS HAIR'S JACKED UP?

C. He holds his guns upside down. Nuff said.

D.
-Prior to meeting Patty and Liz, he met the Thompson Brothers, Pat and Li. Things worked out swimmingly for a while. ...And then he started complaining about their disproportional dick sizes.
-He and Black*Star accidentally kissed locked lips when they bungled into each other during a spar. Now he's having a hard time being in the same room with the noisy ninja.
-Patty and Liz once offered to comfort him not with words but with sex during one of his emo deluges. The overdose of non-symmetrical boob sizes made Kidd swear off women for the rest of his life.
-He tried asking Dr. Frankenstein about helping him and the Thompson Sisters train. Stein asked if he could cut off his pinkies for research purposes -- both of them, in order for him to stay symmetrical. Patty and Liz had to drag him off before he could decide that it was a good idea.
-Kidd WAS supposed to be in the Academy way before, but he failed the entrance exam: he was displeased at the non-symmetrical writing of his name.

E. EVERYFUCKINGBODY IN DEATH CITY. THEY ARE NOT SYMMETRICAL.

[yukitsu.livejournal.com]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. XDDDDDD HE IS SO RIDICULOUSLY DORKY~ ♥

[ficcentricity.livejournal.com]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. So excited. *A* Also, Tajima please~♥

[izkariote.livejournal.com]

A.
-The penis fixation was a result of watching too many wildlife shows on National Geographic at a tender age and never getting an answer whenever he asked his mom where the animal weiners were.
-There are way too many people in Tajima's family. They kept forgetting about him in malls, amusement parks, gas stations... it's no wonder the poor baby clings to Hanai like that. ;A;
-No really, he wears five protective cups around his wonder weasel. YOU CAN'T BE TOO PROTECTED YO.

B. ...There is nothing to hate about Tajima. That is why he sucks.

C. You can't go wrong with a guy who feels no shame about penises and penis-related paraphernalia.

D.
-He and Mihashi spent a weekend together, in which he taught Mihashi about a great many things that he could try with Abe, since Abe is an uke at heart.
-He and Hanai did it in the locker room about an hour back.
-He and Hanai did it in the classroom yesterday.
-He and Hanai did it after practice last week.
-He and Hanai did it at Hanai's place a month ago.

E.
-Momokan. Her boobs are huge but ultimately uninteresting.
-Chiyo. Her boobs are small but ultimately uninteresting.
-The girls in his class. Their boobs are okay but ultimately uninteresting.
-The girls in his batch. Their boobs are okay but ultimately uninteresting.
-Mihashi. Someone's gotta take care of him without the sexual favors!

[shinn]

:DDD;; Akihiko?

[izkariote.livejournal.com]

ETERNAL LOVE FOR YOUR ICON.

A.
-He has the key to Ryou Kanzato's place because they were lovers, once upon a time. Trouble was, Ryou was driven and he... well, he just can't bring himself to do that to Shinji.
-He keeps a 15 minute-by-15 minute schedule book. No, srsly, he does. Every second counts when you're trying to make yourself stronger.
-He actually eats exactly like a military man, simulating the perfect square motion with the hand he's using to hold his spoon.

B. He never got to tell Shinji that he loved him in the game. T__T I hate him for that.

C. WELL JUST LOOK AT HIM. ♥♥♥

D.
-After defeating the Dark Hour, he and Shinji decided to retire and grow old together. ;_;
-After defeating the Dark Hour, he and Shinji decided to retire and grow old together. ;_;
-After defeating the Dark Hour, he and Shinji decided to retire and grow old together. ;_;
-After defeating the Dark Hour, he and Shinji decided to retire and grow old together. ;_;
-After defeating the Dark Hour, he and Shinji decided to retire and grow old together. ;_;

E.
-Mitsuru. They're tight and all, but that woman? She's fucking scary.
-Yukari. Meh.
-Fuuka. She can't cook!
-Chidori. Doesn't go for the weird ones, kthnxbai.
-...Women in general, actually. Must be because of those fangirls that keep following hiim around...

[synatri.livejournal.com]

Oofurians made me think of... citizens of Oofuri. Which would either suck balls or be totally awesome if you were a girl.

[izkariote.livejournal.com]

...Or if you were a gay man? XD

[kitsune-jade.livejournal.com]

Schneizel El Britannia <- Because I really like him a lot.

Uhm...

[izkariote.livejournal.com]

I AM GOING TO DO THIS FOR YOU BECAUSE I CAN'T WRITE SCHNEIZEL/SUZAKU PORN FOR THE LIFE OF ME.

A.
-Schneizel is the Sephiroth of Code Geass when it comes to hair care. He uses the highest grade of Brittanian shampoo and conditioner, along with fifteen different kinds of oils and perfumes for scenting them. He also uses a top secret spray that gives his hair that sparkly, shiny effect on and off-camera.
-Part of the reason why Suzaku made it into the Knights of the Round was because Schneizel likes his ass. It's so... perky.
-He really doesn't have anything against Lulu, but really: if that boy could just learn to LIKE it when he ties him up and plays around with that *BEEP!* in his ass...

B. HE'S ONLY HAD A TOTAL OF 8.5 SECONDS OF SCREEN TIME IN THE SECOND SEASON, THAT ASSHOLE. B|

C. It's the hair. o_o

D.
-He and Lloyd went to the same school together. They're gay geniuses that way.
-Prior to Suzaku's re-assignment to Area 11, he and Schneizel had weekly meetings in the latter's office. Closed doors. At night. Without guards anywhere around.
-The defining moment of Schneizel's sexuality happened when he was fourteen: he became the favorite boytoy of an old aristocrat whose funds were important for his father's war efforts. He still writes the old man letters.
-When Lloyd spilled coffee on his clothes just yesterday, he stripped it off had the earl lick the stray drops off his chest. Yeah, Suzaku was watching.
-Cornelia accidentally burned off all of Schneizel's hair when they were kids. That does explain his present-day obsession with fixing it just so...

E. Nonsense. Schneizel Loves Us All.

[factorielle.livejournal.com]

WERE YOU TALKING TO MY GIRLFRIEND THIS MORNING OVER Y!M? XD

[izkariote.livejournal.com]

...Was I? I think I ambushed somebody thinking it was you. That must have been her? @_@

HI, DRAE'S WAIFU.

[rainy-takako.livejournal.com]

I don't know if I'm sold on P4 yet. The main character is weird looking.

D18 fic. I am looking forward to it!! :9

*looks* ... N00B NEEDS TO GTFO OF ETC. NAO.

[izkariote.livejournal.com]

I wanna see how they're going to combine different Megaten elements and see how it all works out. Or whether it'll end up hella challenging/convoluted. o_o; @ P4.

YES! I WILL HAVE IT OUT SOON, IF VALKRYIE PROFILE ON THE PSP DOESN'T EAT ME ALIVE FIRST WITH LUCK.

I approve. @ N00b-kicking.

[kye-kestrel.livejournal.com]

... Oofurian. Wat.

Guy. :D Zack na lang. Don't want to remind you of your ToA troubles. XD

[izkariote.livejournal.com]

I can do Guy if you really want me to. >3

A.
-Contrary to popular belief, Zack's hair really IS that spikey. No hair gel and mysterious secrets there. Must be the mako enhancement.
-Actually, Zack's 100% straight. But he totally supports Cloud's boycrush on Sephiroth. Can't blame the kid: Mr. Tall, Dark and Silver-Haired has that effect on people.
-...Although, he might have had a teensy-weensy pseudo-crush on Angeal. Maybe. BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO KNOW THAT, STFU.

B. The fucking asshole died at the end of Crisis Core, after making me play for nearly 100 hours, loving every second of it. *crai!*

C. He's Zack Fair, the dude who inadvertently saved the world. Fuck yeah, he's awesome. :o

D.
-During the upheaval of worlds, Zack found his soul tugged right along with Aerith to a different planet, where beings called Heartless were victimizing the people. Aerith emerged whole, but Zack ended up turning into a wolf. o_o ...Well, at least Cloud's there.
-After the Turks yanked him up into their helicopter and evaded Shin-Ra's forces, Zack laid low in Costa del Sol before proceeding to Wutai with Cloud. He's currently working at Turtle's Paradise, waiting for Cloud to recover from the mako poisoning. He also hopes to see Aerith soon: he still needs to fix the wheel of that flower cart of hers.
-Actually, Cissnei DID take him up on that date offer once. They watched LOVELESS together down at Sector 8.
-He and Sephiroth met during the Wutai Campaign. Prior to Zack's entrance, Sephiroth was singlehandedly holding the Shin-Ra line against Wutai.
-After all the silly treasure hunting missions, he and Yuffie became fast friends. She still wonders why he never drops a line anymore.

E. B-but Zack's a puppy! He loves everybody! D:

[ravyn-ashling.livejournal.com]

@ art: yeah sure he looks uke but he is not REN MIHASHI uke, godthwackit. (srsly a lot of fanartists insult me, even/especially in my own fandom but let's not get to that.)

HOLEH! @ 666 -- go, Pammeth! lol. XDD

[izkariote.livejournal.com]

...I don't even want to think of that doodle as art. Srsly. I can't draw and all, but I sure as hell can write, and I NEVER put out something half-assed. B|

YEAH GO ME. MORE POWER TO GAYNESS AND BITCHERY.