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I should be posting about my day, but this amused me too much.
Here's another e-mail, brought to you by a guy I would like to call My Blathering, Self-Righteous Idiot of the Day:
Suffice to say, I was Amused. Capital letter intended.
Here's my response:
Honestly, I have a special place in my heart for these people. They remind me of how much better my life is in comparison to their own.
Second post will follow about more mundane things when I get home, maybe. In order news, I FINALLY have a copy of Privilege of the Sword
Here's another e-mail, brought to you by a guy I would like to call My Blathering, Self-Righteous Idiot of the Day:
SUBJECT LINE: I want to be a fan, but...
Please stop making gay stories for bleach or any other anime show. Because it's sick. Why do you people want to see two men fucking each other? If you want something to write about then here is a few people to write about. ByakuyaxMomo byakuyaxNanao ByakuyaxUnohana ByakuyaxYoruichi ByakuyaxRangiku ByakuyaxRukia ByakuyaxOrihime. Try this you will get better results.
Suffice to say, I was Amused. Capital letter intended.
Here's my response:
i there! I have some suggestions of my own to give to you. :3
First: try to avoid telling writers what to do. I don't tell you what to read, so don't tell me what to write.
Second: review your basic punctuation and grammar lessons from high school. People might actually be inclined to listen to you if you knew how to write properly.
Thanks for writing, but don't think I'm going to stop anytime soon~
Honestly, I have a special place in my heart for these people. They remind me of how much better my life is in comparison to their own.
Second post will follow about more mundane things when I get home, maybe. In order news, I FINALLY have a copy of Privilege of the Sword
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--although some of those pairings actually do look pretty interesting. ByakuyaxRangiku? I don't think I've heard of that before!
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Maybe he's trying to project his lack of a libido on Byakuya.Yeah, they do~ doubt I'd be able to write for them though. They just don't interest me as much as teh gay and my own yuri or het fixations do in the fandom. XD
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His libido kind of died with Hisana, unfortunately for him.Ah, yeah! Like- you know, you have the pairings you like and normally you just write and read for them- why force yourself to read through something that you know isn't going to agree with you? Though I'm more of the 'I SHIP IT AS LONG AS IT'S WELL WRITTEN' sort.
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Well, that went around in circles. 8D
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How's the book? :< I haven't finished the second yet !
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As I said in Plurk. @ book. Still worth the buy, especially since it's cheap. CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW MUCH CHEAPER IT'D BE IF THEY ACTUALLY STOCKED IT IN NATIONAL?
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... :< My dog book, I always forget to get it from you. DOGS.
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...If he does reply, though, I am going to be Amused. Again. Maybe I'll even link up this post. "HAY THAR, YOU WERE SO STUPID THAT I HAD TO WRITE ABOUT YOU!"
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My Blathering, Self-Righteous Idiot of the Day is a nice pet name. :'3
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My Blathering, Self-Righteous Idiot of the Day is a nice pet name. :'3 --> INORITE? I'm rather proud of it. ♥
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Silly fellow! I love how he points you in the direction of a WHOLE bunch of het pairings that don't make any sense, and ended with "try it you will get better results"--as if you were only writing m/m because you didn't realize you could write about a dude with a girl XD (Besides, by what definition of "better" is he going?)
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Strangely, I get these types quite often, and I always make it a point to snark at them like this. It's become a game of sorts. *fufufu*
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Unfortunately for them, they just amuse you. XD
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Oh and great job on suckering him into thinking it was a positive reply by using the ":3"
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Oh and great job on suckering him into thinking it was a positive reply by using the ":3"
I specialize in that. MY BITCH-FU, IT IS STRONG.
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He's lying! He just has a crush on Byakuya and gets jelous! xDHe's so right! Cause, you know, het pairings are *always* better than slash pairings. Things like plot or sense don't matter.
Well... At least he gave you some rare pairings?
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Plot or sense-- o lulz. *facepalms* Cue me flashing back to all of the things I've taught my kids in their literature class so far.
Nah~ I can come up with rarer ones. I'd rather not give the cretin credit: he might think I like him. >_>
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that icon is priceless, btw
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Let us start another cycle of icon squee. B|