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[izkariote]

So we had our first make-up class for Lit Crit II this afternoon. The lot of us expected brain melting, and we got it, in the trippy good sort of way.

Some jewels of wisdom:

Men write with the pen(is). Women must write with milk.

Me: ...So that means my pen is perpetually cumming? O_O

heiz: ~_~

pyrosinferno: XD

Bisexual is the "other love," separated from from gender.

The Class: ?!?!?!

Sir Pulan: Don't ask me how this is supposed to work! I don't know!

Sex + Text = Sexts.

Nuff said.

Cixous and her metaphor of women as holes and women as Medusae.

Sir Pulan: Men are afraid of women as holes because the penis might get lost. They may vanish into the Dark Continent!

The Class: WTF?!

Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~~~

heiz: *sinks further into her seat* ~__~

pyrosinferno: *already wheezing from amusement*

Sir Pulan: Men are afraid of women as Medusa because she has many penises~ *drawing circles in the air to refer to all those snakes*

saisun and amaranth_blooms: O_O

heiz: ~__________~

pyrosinferno and I: XD XD XD


Them French literary critics? They were bored, y'see.


I love you, Pulan.



edit. an afterthought.
So yeah. I should be doing my papers.

I'm not moving.

:)

Comments

[fruitea.livejournal.com]

omg. i can sooooooo see reg's and migoy's faces. XD XD XD

[eatingseeds.livejournal.com]

Sir Pulan: Men are afraid of women as Medusa because she has many penises~ *drawing circles in the air to refer to all those snakes*

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[amaranth-blooms.livejournal.com]

*falls over in laughter*

[panda-patuti.livejournal.com]

Yes, your pen is perpetually cumming.


And you know those times when the ink suddenly spurts out, staining your hand, clothes and paper?

...that's premature ejaculation, baby!


XD

[udon-in-osaka.livejournal.com]

Lit crit is such a joy. You never know what you'll learn. Them lil nuggets of feminist wisdom will stick with me *coughSCARsough* forever!

Bring on the sexts! Liberate the men! WOOOHOOO! Boy love justified! XD

[devione-angeli.livejournal.com]

Fun, fun prof you have there. >_>;