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([personal profile] izkariote Mar. 8th, 2006 06:40 pm)
So we had our first make-up class for Lit Crit II this afternoon. The lot of us expected brain melting, and we got it, in the trippy good sort of way.

Some jewels of wisdom:

Men write with the pen(is). Women must write with milk.
Me: ...So that means my pen is perpetually cumming? O_O
[livejournal.com profile] heiz: ~_~
[livejournal.com profile] pyrosinferno: XD

Bisexual is the "other love," separated from from gender.
The Class: ?!?!?!
Sir Pulan: Don't ask me how this is supposed to work! I don't know!

Sex + Text = Sexts.
Nuff said.

Cixous and her metaphor of women as holes and women as Medusae.
Sir Pulan: Men are afraid of women as holes because the penis might get lost. They may vanish into the Dark Continent!
The Class: WTF?!
Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~~~
[livejournal.com profile] heiz: *sinks further into her seat* ~__~
[livejournal.com profile] pyrosinferno: *already wheezing from amusement*
Sir Pulan: Men are afraid of women as Medusa because she has many penises~ *drawing circles in the air to refer to all those snakes*
[livejournal.com profile] saisun and [livejournal.com profile] amaranth_blooms: O_O
[livejournal.com profile] heiz: ~__________~
[livejournal.com profile] pyrosinferno and I: XD XD XD


Them French literary critics? They were bored, y'see.


I love you, Pulan.




edit. an afterthought.
So yeah. I should be doing my papers.

I'm not moving.

:)
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