history overload.

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Had three hours worth of Sir Dave for History 18 and the usual hour and a half for Sir Karl at History 16. Twas all interesting (talks at Caf Up with the usuals included), but true to my nature I will focus my bitchfest on two unfortunate souls.

No, folks. I never said I was a nice person.


[ rant. ]

Case #001: The Barnacle

This person makes me realizes why the School of Humanities gets a bad name with our lesser-informed brethren on campus. I wouldn't go so far as to say her brain's the size of a peanut. It must come pretty damned close to tiny though.

She sits beside me in Hi18 class. Her usual itinerary consists of hanging all over my shoulder to copy off my notes, grabbing my wrist without asking to check the time and bugging me with the five magic words: "What did Sir Dave say?"

Rinse. Repeat process. Feel my blood pressure built and my inner wildcat sharpen its claws.

Did I mention that she wanted to photocopy all of my notes in Hi18 so that she wouldn't have to copy a thing?

Case #002: Nuclear Mistah

Coined this term after hearing what this 'tard was raving about in Tish's Chemistry class. Don't make me tell the story.

Lives Like The Worst Kind Of Fanboy. Annoying like one too.

Okay. So some of you might think I'm being harsh. I mean, he hasn't done me any personal harm. I acknowledge that. But when you've got somebody in your row laughing at every little thing your professor says and going "OOH OOH OOH! I KNOW THAT! I KNOW THAT!" at every little thing about armies and warfare and asking stupid questions like "...What if they all just died? What happens to the system then?" in class, wouldn't you get annoyed too?

He's all braggy about how much he knows on the military and on warfare, thinking that nobody else could possibly rival his savvy on it and his Ultimate Geekdom. I'd call it a penis extension, but that might be flattering him.

[ /end rant. ]


All right. With that said, there's Theology 121 to be studying, Batman: The Dark Knight Returns to be reading and Chapter 22 to be working on.