lol spells LOL: Lit Major Escapades.

[izkariote]

So I took the advice of hamster_friend, who told me to ask my cousin ryvaeus how his Lit Crit midterms under the Mighty Max Pulan went. He knew the answers for most of the tests (because he's awesome that way), but there were a few that completely blew him out of the water.

Here is a scan of the part that he didn't know how to answer, but wrote stuff down for anyway. LJ-cut because it's too hueg for regular layouts.





...Can't. Stop. Laughing.

x_X

So needed that after last night. Mild anxiety attack over The Big After Graduation Thing + coffee + strange sleeping habits since Monday = A NOT SO GOOD KAE. D:

On another note, my brother has succeeded in making my Bitch Radar go off again by senselessly wandering around and basically staying in "MEMEMEMEMEME!" mode whenever I'm talking to my parents or Peter. Don't you just hate it when somebody, in a bid for YOUR ATTENTION PLZ RIGHT NOWZ!, will either:

A.) Randomly sigh, very loudly?
B.) Suddenly butt in with a completely off-topic comment? (Exhibit A: "YOU KNOW I'M HAVING SOO MUCH TROUBLE SLEEPING LATELY" when you're talking about what you'll do over the summer)
C.) Pace circles all around the dinner table, tapping the backs of your chairs with his fingers?
D.) Do all of the above?

Huzzah for mirror universes.

[/bitch]

Chillax tiem for today, sorta. I got Theo readings to do.

Comments

[yukitsu.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA. S = STRUCTURALIST!

... ILU, JP~ <3

[izkariote.livejournal.com]

At least I know that SOME members of my family make up for others.

[keio.livejournal.com]

T-t-t-that put a sssssssmile on my Fase. XDDDDDDD

Edit: Double post? /poke/

[izkariote.livejournal.com]

Thanks for telling me about that @ double post. My connection has been so weird lately. x_X

[keio.livejournal.com]

I'm Twittering you btw. X3 how can I has message to send to you thar? XD

[izkariote.livejournal.com]

Ou, you have Twitter? o: What's your handle so that I can add you?

[keio.livejournal.com]

@ kannibal X33

[izkariote.livejournal.com]

W00t, added j00. XD As to messaging, It's @NAME. There's a private messaging option there too, somewhere. o_O

[pyrosinferno.livejournal.com]

Insanity is part of the experience.

Yay for Pulan. :))

[izkariote.livejournal.com]

Insanity is part of the experience. -- Heck yeah. Just look at what happened to our batch. :p

[kye-kestrel.livejournal.com]

... Lol. That must have been an interesting exam. But wut the heck is a structuralist? *checks Encarta* ... It's got something to do with structures in interrelations and patterns and sociology. Did he get the answer right?

Kulang sa pansin. >_> It's so sad that a man his age is acting like that.

[izkariote.livejournal.com]

Heck no. @ right. But maybe he'll get points for answering in style. XDD

It was doubly annoying yesterday. He hogs the attention at the dinner table for his angst and emo. Then, when we're at Mass (a family obligation for us, in deference to our parents), he doesn't even have the courtesy to sit properly and at least LOOK like he's paying attention.

[kye-kestrel.livejournal.com]

Haha. Your icon says it all.

[psychoshoujo.livejournal.com]

Oi, but being confident about answers to Pulan LitCrit midterms = TEH WIN.

Wahahaha, superman. xD xD xD

*random hugs*

[izkariote.livejournal.com]

YAY FOR HUGS. *glomp*

[khursten.livejournal.com]

That's the best bullshit on earth.

[izkariote.livejournal.com]

ISN'T IT?

I really think Pulan will give him extra points for this. Just because it's funny.

[ryvaeus.livejournal.com]

Even shit made of god and win is still shit. Still, if I fail, at least I'll be failing in style. *BIG, RANDOM, OBNOXIOUS SIGH*

[izkariote.livejournal.com]

STYLE BEATS ALL. :D

[ryvaeus.livejournal.com]

Oh, I got s'more.

- Superman, AKA "Man of Steel." Steel is used to make structures.
- Superman leaps tall buildings (structures) in a single bound.

[izkariote.livejournal.com]

YOU SHOULD'VE PUT THOSE IN YOUR TEST. XDD

[hamster-friend.livejournal.com]

After all these sems, I have reason to suspect that entertainment value is Pulan's secret hidden extra percent of the final grade. LOL.

Which is why lit majors make it through his class no matter how shit-ass terribly they fare in his tests and papers. XD

[izkariote.livejournal.com]

I believe Pulan has a consistent record with Lit Crit Midterms. It's something like 75% of the class completely bomb, and the remaining 25% who passed don't ever understand how they managed to pass.

...Not that it matters. Most everyone ends up with miracle grades anyway. *lol*