the dregs you pick up on mIRC these days.

[izkariote]

<< polaris >> asl
<< Kaesteranya >> who the heck are you?
<< polaris >> asl
<< Kaesteranya >> can't you understand english? i just asked you a question.
<< polaris >> asl
<< Kaesteranya >> i don't give my asl to a loser who doesn't answer me.
<< Kaesteranya >> hell, i won't give you my asl anyway.
<< polaris >> asl
<< polaris >> wht ur a loser
<< Kaesteranya >> no. you are.
<< Kaesteranya >> because you just repeated asl 4 times in under five minutes.
<< polaris >> wht ur an idot
<< Kaesteranya >> well, apparently, you're an IDIOT because you can't spell it right.


...And then he never replied again. Must've gotten lost trying to find the ENTER button on his keyboard. I guess he thought it was spelled NTR, or something.

For the record, this is one of the most fascinatingly stupid conversations I have ever had with another person on the digital landscape.

Comments

[pic-char.livejournal.com]

I had something simliar, but I think the one who asked me asl had more brain cells XD And whoever that was was nice enough to back off when I said I didn't chat with strangers... I think he/she kept on asking why, but yeah O_o Can't remember exactly, that was a long time ago (aka most likely last year)

I find yours funny though :D

fascinatingly stupid
Exactly.

:D:D:D:D

[izkariote.livejournal.com]

I'm a snark when it comes to chatters that pop "asl" on me without even bothering to put up a decent greeting. This one just pushed all the wrong buttons with me... I MIGHT have toyed with him more IF he could even spell right. But he couldn't. I mean, come ON, "idot"?

[verjill.livejournal.com]

Damn. Why don't I get these idiots on AIM? I'm a loser. :D

[izkariote.livejournal.com]

*lol* Of course you're not! Consider yourself lucky that you don't deal with these parrots. I don't normally meet pre-evolutionary scumbags like this myself... it just so happened that I was on a chatroom that I normally don't go to in my right mind. Being up in the whee hours of the morning does that sort of stuff to you. o_o

[simply-kim.livejournal.com]

OMFG! that was funny! *lol* I think the guy just had his brain tunnelled, don't you think? XD

[izkariote.livejournal.com]

The moment he PMed me on mIRC with that greeting, I was ready to torch him. Brings me back to my old days in RO when my Priestess or Huntress would be followed around by hordes of Knights, Wizards, Hunters and what-have-you, all squawking "ASL, ASL, ASL!" and throwing together half-brained farts that are SUPPOSED to be insulting to me when I'd fend them off. ^o^

[simply-kim.livejournal.com]

^o^ That must've been a funny sight... I couls just imagine it now... XD XD XD Oh well, there are idiotic guys in this world... and the one whom you had as an MIRC ASL-sparring partner is a good example of one... XD XD XD

[ren-aleria.livejournal.com]

i think my iq went down five points...

[izkariote.livejournal.com]

*lol* Sorry about that!

[kazarareta.livejournal.com]

LOL. That's evil.

[izkariote.livejournal.com]

LOL. That's evil.

Which? Me posting this or him even bothering? XD

[ravenel.livejournal.com]

I need to make that icon/banner "Fecking//pwned!" Gah. >_>

[izkariote.livejournal.com]

First dibs on using it beyond yourself if you make it? *__*

[archangel-dream.livejournal.com]

Humanity never fails to crack me up sometimes. XD XD XD *hugs*

[menismastah.livejournal.com]

damn that was funny~ XD

[izkariote.livejournal.com]

It was also positively wrong. You should've been around the other night to catch my undistilled reaction. :p

[osmalic.livejournal.com]

What are you talking about?! That was fascinating and thought-provoking! ;)

I never thought those kinds of idots even exist but you have just proven me wrong.

[izkariote.livejournal.com]

It's hard to believe that they're around, even AFTER you've run into one too many of them. -__-