give me a double-barrelled shotgun and a round of ammo, and i will become your best friend.

[izkariote]

Hello, all.

I have just written three of the five papers that are due between this coming Friday and Monday.

From the moment I stepped into college, I was a wind-up toy. Now, after being thrown around, tossed up and passed between the hands of various professors, my batteries have run completely dry.

Yes.

Right now, I am brain dead. For the sake of my sanity, I will put everything down and simply do nothing. Doing nothing would be formally defined as staring at blinking black cursors against Microsoft Word whiteness once again.

Eventually, I will start moving again. I will have to, given the fact that I still have two papers (another reaction paper for Foreigner's Filipino and the first draft of my argumentative research paper in English 12) and 20 notecards for English 12 to do. After accomplishing that, I think I will be beyond braindead, if that is even possible. The Soundgarden albums that Carlito leant me were but a temporary escape.

Anybody got some cigarettes and is willing to teach me how to smoke when Mayene's not looking? I think I'll be needing them right about now.

Comments

[miyachan.livejournal.com]

Pay for your own cigs...xDD But I can teach you how.

[vaguechaos.livejournal.com]

same.

[heiz.livejournal.com]

AMEN. *nods* my sentiments exactly. I just wrote two papers myself. *head spins off* WAAAAAA

[seranx.livejournal.com]

Anybody got some cigarettes and is willing to teach me how to smoke when Mayene's not looking? I think I'll be needing them right about now.

*raises hand with a cig*

[vaguechaos.livejournal.com]

How apt a userpic.

[omnicresence.livejournal.com]

Shotguns are for security guards.

And there are other ways to cope with stress. If you absolutely must smoke, smoke a cigar, since you're less likely to develop lung cancer and the things smell decent, at least. Not to mention, you'll look classy.