Sengoku Basara: Where Everybody's Gay for their Masters.

[izkariote]

This is kind of overdue, but.

This entry contains excerpts of my running commentary on Sengoku Basara Season 2, with tasogareika. Because some of this stuff deserves to be posted.



On the possibility of a Yukimura in soul_campaign.

Kae: ...if we get a Yukimura.
Kae: he needs his boss.
KB: SHINGEN
Kae: IMAGINE THE SCREAMING OVER THE NETWORK.
Kae: YUUUUKIMURA.
KB: LOL YES
Kae: OYAKATA-SAMAAAAAA
Kae: YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKIMURAAAAAAAAAAAAA
KB: Everyone cannot sleep forever
Kae: OOOOOYAAAAKATA-SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kae: cry
KB: Date is mildly amused
KB: except when it disturbs his rest
Kae: and it will. sooo.
KB: looool yeah

Sometime during episode 1.

Kae: iyaaaan Masamune is so cute when he's all disheveled.
KB: is that you or Koujurou talking
KB: /eyes
Kae: um.
Kae: /shifty eyes
KB: /looks at


If/when I app Kojurou to SC, since Date and Dante partnered up~

KB: also Michele and I were discussing
KB: Koujurou, you get the couch
KB: sorry
Kae: okay wait i need to pause before doing ep 2. because like
Kae: i'm tagging Hughes. >_>
KB: ffffffff
Kae: KOJUROU IS FINE WITH THE COUCH
Kae: ONLY IF DANTE PROVES TO BE WORTHY OF THAT BED.
Kae: /late, sorry
KB: Well Dante will be Date's weapon by then so...
Kae: EVEN THEN. 8|
Kae: YOUNG MASTER, YOUR JUDGMENT IS OCCASIONALLY FLAWED.
Kae: (proved by canon, shut up.)
KB: But he fights well, Koujurou B<
KB: (Yes, it is)
Kae: but you are the Dragon of Oshu.
Kae: /STARES AT
KB: Techinally I'm not in Oshu now... >_>
KB: /y so strict, Koujurou
Kae: but you will return once this war is over.
Kae: /because Masamune!
KB: Until then I can party all I want, right?
KB: /8(
Kae: ... 8|
KB: Date will just make this face at you, Koujurou: B(
KB: b( rather
Kae: LOL
KB: b(
Kae: but yeah i do imagine Kojurou going . . .
Kae: at the company Masamune keeps.
Kae: until they prove that they are shonen-hearted.
KB: That'll be the day
KB: /eyes Dante and Vergil yeaaaah no
KB: /and Nataku.... yeaah
KB: He might like Rin though!
Kae: cry
Kae: my Kojurou muse is already pounding at my brain
Kae: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Kae: DROP SOMEBODY AND PUT ME THERE
Kae: OTL OTL OTL
KB: LOL
KB: STAY IN OSHU KOUJUROU
KB: LET DATE BE A BAD INFLUENCE :>
KB: I mean
KB: uh
KB: >_>
Kae: ...

KB: sob
KB: I joked with Michele how Date and Koujurou would share a bed
KB: >_>
Kae: they would.
KB: yes
KB: they really would
Kae: and think nothing of it.
Kae: because they are true men.
KB: yeeeeeep
KB: totally


Yukimura, we ♥ you.

Kae: sometimes i love how TLDR Yukimura is.
KB: LOL
KB: tl;dr
KB: that's a new one
Kae: or more like
Kae: tltldl
Kae: too loud
Kae: too long
Kae: didn't listen.
KB: LOL


Episode 4

Kae: i find it adorable how
Kae: Masamune's men were all DDDDD: over him.
KB: loooool yes
KB: I love Date's mooks
KB: they're so derpy
KB: the one with the pompadour reminds me of Ryu
KB: in Shaman King
KB: I LIKE TO THINK THAT MAYBE HE IS
Kae: XDDDD
Kae: i totally think
Kae: they're all secretly gay for Masamune.
KB: LOL
KB: But of course he already has Koujurou, so their dreams are dashed.
Kae: XDDDDD


Episode 5, during the Kojurou & Masamune flashback.

Kae: ...Masamune, you idiot.
Kae: /episode 5
KB: sob
KB: hnnnnnnnngh
Kae: SO TSUNDERE.
Kae: his indirect shonen way of saying
Kae: PLZ DON'T DIE
Kae: I NEED YOU.
Kae: <3!
KB: yes
KB: :<
Kae: IYAAAAN
Kae: USING HIS SWORD.
Kae: ASDLKGH;ASKHDHGH
Kae: SO MUCH SUBTEXT.


On the impossibility of Hanbei and Hideyoshi doing anything nefarious with each other.

Kae: also dude there is so much doujin for Hideyoshi and Hanbei, i can't even...
Kae: /always snerks
KB: fffff
Kae: he's just so much smaller.
Kae: and prettier.
Kae: and i'm like
Kae: ...man how do you guys even...
KB: lololol


Chosokabe lulzing.0

Kae: HAHAHA
Kae: "You sons of bitches, IT'S TIME TO TAKE OVER THE COUNTRY."
KB: hahahaha
Kae: i also like Chosokabe and Mori.
Kae: um.
KB: ...well
Kae: /lives their pairing vicariously through doujin
KB: /snort
Kae: YOU SONS OF BITCHES, PREPARE FOR BATTLE!
Kae: hahahaha


On that episode where Hideyoshi did it again, pirate style.

Kae: ....he punched the sea.
KB: HIDEYOSHI
KB: HIDEYOSHI'S FIST PARTS THE HEAVENS AND THE SEAS!
KB: /shot
KB: yeah IDEK either
Kae: gayest combo ever, god.
Kae: Mori and Hanbei.
KB: hahahahahaha
Kae: they must get into hissy fits over who's prettier.
KB: LMAO
Kae: .....i don't even....
Kae: Hideyoshi. (unsure)
KB: ffffffff
KB: just roll with it
Kae: seriously i'm just like
Kae: o_O
Kae: O_o
Kae: owo
KB: questioning Capcom is a moot point
Kae: okay wait
Kae: /snickering too much
KB: fffft
Kae: cry
Kae: i had to pause
Kae: COULD NOT UNSEE.
KB: ffffffffffff o u
Kae: Chosokabe is a tough bastard.
Kae: hahaha there's another one.
KB: he really is
Kae: YOU SONS OF BITCHES--
Kae: --IN MY PANTS.
KB: ROFL
Kae: cryface

Kae: OH SHIT OYAMADA DIED?!
Kae: DDDD:
KB: YES
KB: :c
Kae: AAAA WHAT
Kae: WHAT
Kae: CAPCOM NO.
KB: :<<<<
Kae: YOU CAN DEFY PHYSICS
Kae: BUT DON'T BREAK MY HEART. ;A;
KB: T_T


I think this is on the opening scene of Episode 7!

Kae: CRY
Kae: THIS SWORD TOUCHING.
Kae: IS MAKING ME
Kae: FANGIRL.
KB: ffffffff
Kae: Kojurou must be worried sick, though.
Kae: BECAUSE
Kae: MASAMUNE-SAMA
Kae: YOU ALWAYS DO RECKLESS THINGS.

Kae: (also sry Hanbei, Kojurou likes them small, spry, hot and one-eyed.)
KB: (LOL)
Kae: (not big and hulking with a propensity to punch seas.)
KB: (ffffffffft)


Kojurou, Masamune, soul_campaign, sharing one bed.

KB: BUT YES YOU KNOW THAT BED SHARING THING I MENTIONED EARLIER
KB: YEAH
KB: BASICALLY
Kae: ...
KB: at first nothing really happened and its totally normal--and then later he's like (unsure) and... yeah
KB: totally not trying to discreetly jerk off, yep
KB: >_>
Kae: HAHAHAHAHA
KB: >_>
Kae: and Kojurou catches him, is it.
KB: yes
Kae: ...and proceeds to give him the best handjob of his life...
KB: ....yeah, something like that...
Kae: hahahaha...
KB: ...sob
Kae: he might even tie him up.
Kae: to make sure his master doesn't soil his hands.
Kae: |D
KB: .........hot
Kae: |D
KB: |D
Kae: yeah, i'm good.
KB: /v signs
Kae: he'd know his master's body very well.
Kae: i mean
Kae: it's not about being creepy.
Kae: it's about being the Right Eye of a motherfucking dragon.
KB: lololol yes
KB: (also hot anyway)
Kae: ....i should turn our whole SenBasa convo here into an LJ entry.
KB: .........ffffffffff
Kae: but yeah, he'd know his master very well.
KB: very very well
Kae: he'll likely surprise Masamune with HOW well.
KB: ffffffffffff yes
KB: Things that Date doesn't even know and isn't aware of
KB: :3
Kae: yep.
KB: huhuhu
Kae: i imagine they resonate really well.
Kae: ...so that must add like a whole new level of wow to the fucking.
KB: ..................sob
Kae: nudging dicks
Kae: and souls!
Kae: \o/
KB: \o/


On Episode, er, 8. I think. Hisahide, Keiji's monkey collapsing, and the clash of the Eyepatched Men.

Kae: ...cutest monkey ever.
Kae: jesus christ Hisahide's sword is too long to be decent.
KB: looooooool
KB: I don't even know how he uses that man
Kae: LOL
Kae: ONE-EYED TAN FIGHT.
KB: LOL yes


Episode 9!

Kae: Chosokabe and Masamune are horrible together.
KB: LOL
Kae: and their men.
Kae: C-H-I-E-F.
Kae: B-R-O.
KB: OH GOD
KB: YES
KB: SO DERPY
Kae: what is this one-eyed alliance.
KB: It is so lulzy
Kae: HAY THAR, BRB STEALING UR HORSES
Kae: NO U!
Kae: FAITO
Kae: /timeskip
Kae: LOL YOU'RE COOL.
Kae: YOU TOO.
KB: A-NI-KI
Kae: LET'S BE FRIENDS.
KB: HI-TTO!
KB: lololol yes


...Blame the fansubs.

Kae: ...leaping into bed with Toyotomi...
Kae: LEAPING INTO BED WITH TOYOTOMI...
Kae: /fixates
KB: LOL
Kae: ...you look like you're imagining someone's face...
Kae: YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE IMAGINING SOMEONE'S FACE.
Kae: WHAT ARE THESE SUBTITLES.
KB: hahahaha

Kae: lol jesus christ, the size difference again.
KB: Y-Yeah
Kae: Ishida sounds girlier with Hanbei.
KB: fffffffffft
Kae: WELL HE DOES.
KB: lolololol


Masamune's triggers.

Kae: see why is it
Kae: that the only things that can get a rise out of Masamune are like
Kae: Oshu
Kae: Yukimura
Kae: and Kojurou. >_>
KB: Oshu is his land
KB: Yukimura is his ETERNAL RAIBORU
KB: Koujurou
KB: uh
KB: Koujurou
KB: ... >_>
Kae: the thing is
KB: durrr
Kae: are Yukimura and Masamune rivals?
Kae: like, really?
Kae: given the discrepancy in skill.
KB: Well that's what it shows like at least. >_> But I think Date sees Yukimura as more of a kindred soul?
KB: IDEK
Kae: lol. it might even be hard to say that.
Kae: ep 9 made me think, like.
Kae: kindred souls?
Kae: or more like, Yukimura having something Masamune lost a long time ago?
KB: ooooh
Kae: his exchange with Chosokabe.
Kae: something he said made me think.
KB: :o
Kae: holy fuck old man that is a wicked sword.
KB: Shimazuuuu
Kae: anyway it's like
Kae: Yukimura's still all
Kae: FAITO
Kae: I WILL PREVAIL FOR MY LORD
Kae: Masamune understands the weight of that declaration.
Kae: and what it's like to carry your people on your shoulders.
Kae: but it's made him cold.
KB: :c

Kae: hahahaha wtf Motonari. o_O
Kae: anyway yeah.
Kae: and what kind of crazy video game is this...
Kae: DODGING MOTHERFUCKING MINES.
Kae: on horses!
KB: LOL yes
Kae: ...lol, lured out by the prospect of Kojurou being there.
Kae: socute, Masamune. ;;
KB: >_>

Kae: ya know
Kae: it's like
Kae: Hideyoshi does nothing but lope around.
Kae: punch oceans
Kae: punch through clouds
Kae: and look beefy.
Kae: while Hanbei thinks everything through.
KB: ......
KB: yeah
Kae: BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY
Kae: THE WIVES KEEP THE HOUSE CLEAN, RIGHT.
KB: YEAH

Kae: .....jesus christ gay Hanbei.
Kae: i totally think that he wears lipstick because he's trying to be Hideyoshi's woman.
KB: ffffffffffffffff


Episode 10. I think.

Kae: hahaha hula hoop of doom.
Kae: /can never take Mori seriously
KB: he is so hammy

Kae: o Kojurou.
Kae: always so hawt.
KB: /snort
KB: I like his hairstyle /random
Kae: 'course you do, young master.
KB: >_>

Kae: .....oh, their reaction to Kojurou's return.
Kae: HAHAHA THEIR TEARFUL REUNION.
Kae: COCKBLOCKED BY CHOSOKABE.
KB: TOTALLY
Kae: DID YOU SEE THAT MEANINGFUL PAUSE.
KB: fffffffffft yes
KB: also Koujurou you are so dere for your plants
KB: /looks at
Kae: inorite.
Kae: IYAAAAN TEARFUL REUNION.
Kae: WHAT WAS THAT PAUSE.
KB: UNSPOKEN WORDS
Kae: CRY THAT WAS SO SWEET.
Kae: "I'm glad you're back. /looks left."
Kae: [MY BED WAS COLD, DAMN IT.]
KB: LOL
Kae: ....i could keep dubbing this, you know.


Episode 11 and 12.

Kae: ...the last two eps were a bit of the letdown.
Kae: BUT IYAAAN KOJUROU-SAMA.
Kae: SO HAWT.
KB: :>
Kae: BUT WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THAT.
Kae: WHAT DARK INTENTIONS.
KB: YEAH
KB: I AM CURIOUS AS WELL
KB: WHAT ARE YOU HIDING FROM MASAMUNE
KB: :c
Kae: AAAA INORITE.
Kae: you can prolly interpret it as...
Kae: /thinks
KB: ...
Kae: ... /hold on, tagging Nenaporn
KB: /snort

[AND AFTER A WHOLE LOT OF DIVERSION.]

Kae: oh yeah back to Kojurou.
Kae: /suddenly remembered
KB: /o right
Kae: it's possible that he once had ambitions to lead Oshu.
Kae: that could be one way of reading dark intentions.
KB: oooooh
Kae: i mean.
Kae: he has everything he needs for it.
Kae: and then some.
KB: (is it sad that for some reason, I keep thinking like YOU LOCK THE DARKNESS IN YOUR HEART)
KB: (I keep thinking like)
KB: (KH)
KB: (sob)
Kae: (i'm worse.
Kae: )
Kae: (when Hanbei was talking DARKNESS and SECRETS.)
Kae: (i was like. "...that Kojurou is gay for his lord? (unsure)")
KB: (LOL)
Kae: but yeah.
Kae: that is one interpretation.
Kae: that Kojurou once had ambitions.
Kae: but meeting Masamune turned him around.
KB: /nodnod
Kae: it'd explain the inscription.
Kae: right?
Kae: reaching the heavens, and all.
Kae: plus his rage over being held back.
Kae: Hanbei trying to fuck with Masamune.
Kae: he gave up his dreams for this boy.
Kae: swore to watch his back.
Kae: to help him lead.
KB: T_T
KB: b
Kae: i mean dude.
Kae: his rage was so hot obvious.
KB: Oh yeah
KB: Koujurou
KB: so awesome there
KB: ;;
Kae: ... /watches it again
KB: /fffft
KB: He looks so hot when he got so pissed...
KB: I mean
KB: >_>
Kae: INORITE.
Kae: IFUCKINGKNOWRIGHT.
KB: hnnnngh
Kae: /replays the gay pause moment too
Kae: /b-because ;;
KB: /lmao

Comments

BRB LOLING FOREVER

[thelittleone]

[lakemonsters]

mori-pori objects!!! XD lolol

[izkariote.livejournal.com]

Well, if it helps.

He is very skilled with that hula hoop of doom!

[lakemonsters]

and good at spinning anikis around :O!!

[tasogareika.livejournal.com]

Our fagging, aniki. :'D

PS. You screwed up your HTML halfway.

[nique.livejournal.com]

Actually, KB, you screwed up her HTML with shifty eyes.

O:)

[tasogareika.livejournal.com]

...nobody needed to know that bit okay. >_>

[nique.livejournal.com]

Sure they did!

[tasogareika.livejournal.com]

Nooooooo.

[izkariote.livejournal.com]

FIXED.

AND IT WAS TOTALLY YOUR FAULT.

[tasogareika.livejournal.com]

WHAT WHY IS EVERYTHING MY FAULT. ;A;

[black-catxiii.livejournal.com]

Dante says Date and Kojuurou are never sharing a bed while he's in the room next door.

[tasogareika.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE A SPOILSPORT DANTE. )8

[black-catxiii.livejournal.com]

HE DOES NOT WANT TO HEAR YOU TWO GETTING IT ON

[tasogareika.livejournal.com]

WELL, THE ROOMS ARE NOT... RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER ANYWAY. >_>

[black-catxiii.livejournal.com]

HE STILL DOES NOT WANT TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE GETTING SOME WHILE HE ISN'T B(

[tasogareika.livejournal.com]

I'M SURE THAT IS A PROBLEM EASILY SOLVED.

[black-catxiii.livejournal.com]

DANTE SAYS HE AIN'T A FAG

I SAY BD

[tasogareika.livejournal.com]

OH REALLY NOW DANTE.

REALLY.

[black-catxiii.livejournal.com]

YA RLY





/HIDES TWINCEST MATERIAL

[tasogareika.livejournal.com]

/I SEE THAT TWINCEST MATERIAL THAR

[black-catxiii.livejournal.com]

NOT MINE IT'S VERGIL'S >_>

[tasogareika.livejournal.com]

YEAH RIGHT TRY HARDER NEXT TIME.

[black-catxiii.livejournal.com]

DON'T YOU REMEMBER ME MAKING EYES AT LADY? WHY WOULD I EVEN LOOK AT HIM I CAN JUST LOOK IN A MIRROR

REALLY IT'S NOT MINE

REALLY

[tasogareika.livejournal.com]

YEAH OKAY JUST KEEP ON TELLING YOURSELF THAT DANTE.

[black-catxiii.livejournal.com]

FINE I WILL BECAUSE IT'S TRUE

[tasogareika.livejournal.com]

YEAH SURE OKAY

WHATEVER YOU SAY DANTE

[black-catxiii.livejournal.com]

YES WHATEVER I SAY BECAUSE I SAID IT

[tasogareika.livejournal.com]

AND LIKE I SAID: SURE OKAY WHATEVER.

[izkariote.livejournal.com]

ONLY REAL MEN SHARE BEDS, DANTE.

[tasogareika.livejournal.com]

^ TRUFAX

[black-catxiii.livejournal.com]

HE SAYS YOU CAN HAVE YOUR GAY FAGGING BUT HE DOESN'T WANT TO HEAR IT

[tsunekipanda.livejournal.com]

Okay, I think this is the final push for me to go check out Basara. Specially the "Gay for their master" thing.

[izkariote.livejournal.com]

DO IT.

[amandes.livejournal.com]

I'M SO SO SORRY, BUT I FEEL THE NEED TO COPYPASTA SOME OF THIS AWESOMENESS TO ONE OF MY FRIENDS WHO HAS BEEN FLAILING OVER SB2 TOO. Mainly because I snerked so hard in school that I might have to make somebody else do the same to regain some respectability.

[izkariote.livejournal.com]

Why are you apologizing? Go right ahead. XD