Attempting to post more regularly again, yo! 8D

[izkariote]

LATEST FIC POST: 1827, Mercy is bad for the vision.

...Posting it to hitman_reborn eventually.

In spite of all the time I waste spend on it, Plurk seems to do a lot of good for me -- been getting plunnies left and right. o_o I've started up several snippets for shorts/oneshots, and a couple of feasible longfic projects brewing. My NaNoWrimo this year is going to be a long fanfic for the series, for one.

yukitsu was also kind enough to point out that without Plurk, I would probably go completely batshit given the demands and stress that comes with teaching 9 units worth of freshman classes in Ateneo and THEN attending 6 units worth of graduate studies classes almost every Saturday. Smoking just doesn't cut it, apparently.

So what lesson have I learned? I HAVE LEARNED THAT PORN = THERAPEUTIC.

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There is a TEH HUEG! mound of papers staring at me, screaming something nasty about Checking and Grades and Teacherly Duty.

I'm going to ignore it for a little longer, kthanx. I'd rather be working on fanmixes and archiving RPlurks -- the threads are building up again! :<

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Acupuncture trivia: There is a part on your back where, when poked, will cause your butt to unclench.

Am I just being dirty-minded, or is that really funny?

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[yukitsu.livejournal.com]

So what lesson have I learned? I HAVE LEARNED THAT PORN = THERAPEUTIC.

--- I THOUGHT WE FOUND OUT ABOUT THAT BEFORE WE EVEN KNEW EACH OTHER? B|

.............. You mean it-- @ acupuncture. And-- Ohoho. So--- yeah. Hmmm. Ufufufufufufufu.

[izkariote.livejournal.com]

I am still trying to figure out how I will put that acupuncture knowledge to good use, BUT FEAR NOT, I WILL FIGURE OUT SOMETHING.

[tristantrakand.livejournal.com]

Dude, that's like a reverse, Eastern version of a donkey punch. It...erm...totally works, according to my friend (who's gay, so no females were hurt) and can be done without really hurting the other person.

You did not hear all of this from me.

*poof!*

[izkariote.livejournal.com]

...

*takes that down*

DON'T WORRY, I DIDN'T HEAR IT FROM YOU AT ALL, DARLING. 8D

[tristantrakand.livejournal.com]

*doesn't know to quit when ahead*

This is how the relatively painless donkey punch is supposed to work, according to my friend:

When you know you're about to blow your load, rather than punch your partner in the back of the head, you simply deliver a not-so-forceful chop to the base of their neck. It (apparently) produces the same results.

This will self-destruct in...erm...a while.

*poof!again*

[izkariote.livejournal.com]

Will hair pulling work in a similar fashion? :0

*DOESN'T KNOW WHEN TO QUIT EITHER, ACTUALLY*

[tristantrakand.livejournal.com]

Hair pulling will not work, because it doesn't involve the same bundle of nerves that makes the physiological response happen.

My friend says that the bottom could also cough repeatedly, but really, that would be a serious mood killer.

Also, I cannot believe I have all this information stored somewhere in my head. o___O

[izkariote.livejournal.com]

Hoooou, I see, I see. o_o

Coughing. AHAHAHA.

This is why I love you, hon~ you enrich my pool of Relevant Information!

[la-esperance.livejournal.com]

Acupuncture trivia: There is a part on your back where, when poked, will cause your butt to unclench.

Am I just being dirty-minded, or is that really funny?

It's funny. Trust me. the first thing that came into my mind when I read this was...wedgie. ok weird.

Anyhoo. can be useful for..uh.. medical stuff. ^_^