izkariote: (pr0n.)
2008-03-17 06:38 pm

The internet is for--

Okay, backlogged manga fixed.

It's official: I have exactly 1.80 GB of Katekyo Hitman Reborn doujinshi. And all of them are porny.

NEXT PROJECT: Write. If that doesn't work out, then re-read the TYL Arc.

...I better give my eyes a break before I move on. @_@

EDIT: Because [livejournal.com profile] yukitsu did it and I am amused.

You are 80% 4chan material.

You're an average 4channer - far from being a newfag, with plenty of knowledge of our subculture and various memes, and the potential to be downright hilarious at times. Yet you've managed to keep a few shreds of your sanity, and aren't the out-of-hand Anonymous that makes it to those news reports. In other words, you are the best kind of 4channer.

How 4chan are you?
See All Our Quizzes

izkariote: (squee.)
2008-03-09 07:04 pm

A Sunday is a Sunday is a--

This weekend ended wonderfully, and was the best possible thing a girl could ask for after having an exceptionally harrowing week.

Saturday: [livejournal.com profile] yukitsu came over although she slept in and should have been around earlier than she was but she fails at waking up so yeah 8D -- we fixed my room (sort of... at least everything's been shoved out of sight and my bookshelf is back to being pretty? o_o), bought (and ate) ice cream, and watched Macross Frontier and Appleseed. Deunan Knute goes right up there with Balsa and Balalaika on my Tough Women I Want to Have Babies With Even Though They'll Prolly Kill Me list, and THERE IS SOMETHING FUNDAMENTALLY WRONG/RIGHT WITH ALTO BEING KANDA!FACE + ABE!VOICE. D:

Today: The usual Sunday gig, 'cept Petrik's family made a guest appearance; Anika got to bully bugger Dad with her cuteness in order to get him to crack nuts for her (no, for serious: she's fascinated at how he does it), and Petrik and Yas talked to my mom about their Church wedding plans. They might have the ceremony in Taal, with the Punzalan Ancestral House as a possible venue for the reception. They left an hour or so after lunch, and everyone kinda went their separate ways... I did some more writing (mostly backlogged drabble ideas from WAY back for Endtimes) and picked up where I left off with the doujinshi downloading madness. [livejournal.com profile] hitman_reborn is a bad place to be for a fangirl like me. *coughs*

Being able to do absolutely useless things is very satisfying -- I'm listening through the music lists for my stories (and all characters/pairings/battles within) and STILL downloading KHR porn doujin, and [livejournal.com profile] yukitsu and I are also spamming each other's inboxes with FF.net alerts while we update our accounts with all the crap we've written these past few months. People who have me on Author Alert must hate me for the huge-ass fic dumps I have a tendency to do. XD

Right. Now, since third time's the charm and all, if you haven't already answered this poll for me, please answer. THE TIES MUST BE BROKEN.


EDIT 2: Posted again. It's Oofuri porn this time. ♥♥♥
izkariote: (wtf.)
2007-09-09 12:35 pm

all of sudden, Tale of Genji reads like the greatest tale EVAR.

Taken from Chapter 6 of The Dream of the Red Chamber.

Pao-yü was, at this time, in such a dazed state, as if he had lost something, and the servants promptly gave him a decoction of lungngan. After he had taken a few sips, he forthwith rose and tidied his clothes.

Hsi Jen put out her hand to fasten the band of his garment, and as soon as she did so, and it came in contact with his person, it felt so icy cold to the touch, covered as it was all over with perspiration, that she speedily withdrew her hand in utter surprise.

“What’s the matter with you?” she exclaimed.

A blush suffused Pao-yü‘s face, and he took Hsi Jen’s hand in a tight grip. Hsi Jen was a girl with all her wits about her; she was besides a couple of years older than Pao-yü and had recently come to know something of the world, so that at the sight of his state, she to a great extent readily accounted for the reason in her heart. From modest shame, she unconsciously became purple in the face, and not venturing to ask another question she continued adjusting his clothes. This task accomplished, she followed him over to old lady Chia’s apartments; and after a hurry-scurry meal, they came back to this side, and Hsi Jen availed herself of the absence of the nurses and waiting-maids to hand Pao-yü another garment to change.

Translation: He had a morning woody and came in his pants. More than once. While asleep.

...Yeah. I have to read all 56 chapters of this for Fiction class. And then it's right on to 100 Years of Solitude.


Omg! I actually had a weekend this time around! D:
izkariote: (pr0n.)
2007-07-31 10:02 pm

productivity becomes me! :O

Woke up REALLY late, so I ended up working out REALLY late. It's a good thing there wasn't any class today. o_o

...So let's see. I've generally spent the whole day downloading boy porn erotic manga from . Random chat with [livejournal.com profile] khursten, however, brought out the writerly side from this lazy bum, and I ended up writing up a new blog entry for RoD, populating the new LO forum with topics to kick it off AND piecing together an article for the online LO magaizine that we mods will be running. This leads me down to the real purpose of this post.

Here's a copy of the article I did for the site. Lemme know what you think.

This article is not safe for straight men. )

Been working on drabbles over my long breaks at school as of late. New goodies will be up on [livejournal.com profile] stitchedophelia soon enough, if it all works out.
izkariote: (yay for porn.)
2007-05-27 11:53 am
Entry tags:

post-LO4 goodness

Spreading the love for [livejournal.com profile] paperonigiri and [livejournal.com profile] smea_chan, among others. :3

LOVE MODE by Yuki Shimizu
This is an old BL series from one of the premier yaoi goddesses in the mangaka circles... it revolves around a host club, its owner, and all of the people connected to it. Some of you might get turned off by the art in the first few volumes, but trust me: it gets MUCH better later on.

Volume 1
Volume 2
Volume 3
Volume 4
Volume 5
Volume 6
Volume 7
Volume 8
Volume 9
Volume 10
Volume 11

NOTE: The place I downloaded these from said that the latter volumes are complete, but I'm pretty sure some chapters are missing. If ever they are, however, they're not entirely great, so don't worry too much about them. o_o

Yuki Shimizu did two other really hawt series that you guys may be interested in later. I promise to upload them to [livejournal.com profile] ze_junkheap, which is a community that I run for download whorage of all shapes and sizes. XD
izkariote: (laugh out loud.)
2007-05-16 10:52 pm


A friend and I, in reaction to my status message on y!m tonight:

Him: lay off the gay porn
Me: lay off the music first. :p
Him: ...
Him: enjoy yourself :D
Me: you too. :3

I'd stick around for longer tonight, but I'm hella tired. Good day at the office though.
izkariote: (pervy.)
2007-03-30 10:13 am


LJ-cut for another picture~~ <3

I dunno about you but... )

My brain is experiencing slow death by paint stench... the workers are now all over our second floor, so I've been forced to flee to the play room if I'm to get any work done. Maybe I'll get back to writing if the dizziness tapers off.

I don't have to go to work until April 9! o_o!

MRI results later~~
izkariote: (writer at work.)
2007-03-21 09:11 pm

no more 69age for me, but that dun stop the pr0n!

...Got my first papercut in years over at the STAR today. @_@ I'd nearly forgotten how much those hurt like a bitch.

[livejournal.com profile] seranx, you and I need to plan.

69 Challenge Entries #60-69: 3 Bloodsport, 1 Chaos Rising/Sailor Moon, 1 D.Grayman, 1 Final Fantasy 7, 1 Initial D, 1 Lyn's project, 1 Peacemaker Kurogane, 1 Thick as Thieves
iWHORE & other non-69 Challenge Entries: 2 Bloodsport
Requests granted and dedications made for: [livejournal.com profile] yukitsu, [livejournal.com profile] kye_kestrel and [livejournal.com profile] archangel_dream

2 continuing mini-drabble-series and a shitload of pr0n.


HEADS UP TO THE PANZER DIVISION: The campaign is definitely up for this weekend. As it stands now the venue is at [livejournal.com profile] miyachan's apartment, but I want to see hands for anyone who can offer a second choice in case something happens.
izkariote: (yay for porn.)
2007-03-19 10:09 pm

second post for the win!

I shall go back to marathoning and fixing tags after this, I think.

69 Challenge Entries #59: 1 Endtimes
iWHORE & other non-69 Challenge Entries: 2 Bloodsport
Requests granted and dedications made for: [livejournal.com profile] yukitsu and [livejournal.com profile] khursten

Less than usual, but they're long ones.

izkariote: (yay.)
2007-03-16 07:44 pm

drabbleage fresh off the printing press. literally.

Cross-posted, as always.

69 Challenge Entries #54-58: 1 Bloodsport, 1 Full Metal Alchemist, 1 Harry Potter, 1 Love Mode, 1 Loveless
iWHORE & other non-69 Challenge Drabbles: 3 Bloodsport, 1 Endtimes
Dedications and requests granted for: [livejournal.com profile] archangel_dream

one post says all for the win!

EDITS PLZ. Oh, and StitchedO has a new layout. The main journal will follow soon. Layout at [livejournal.com profile] izkariote finished! XD XD XD
izkariote: (ded.)
2007-03-15 03:22 pm

...why is it so hot. =__= [general drabbleage amidst summer casualties]

I have decided that I'll keep this sort of posting format. It makes me look almost professional. @_@

69 Challenge Entries #52-53: 1 Star Ocean 3, 1 Harry Potter
iWHORE & other non-69 Challenge Entries: 1 Bloodsport, 1 Endtimes
Requests granted and dedications made for: [livejournal.com profile] yukitsu, [livejournal.com profile] kye_kestrel, [livejournal.com profile] ravyn_ashling

Just one link today because there aren't too many~

izkariote: (flail.)
2007-03-14 10:00 pm

WHAT HIT ME? D: [drabbleage]

Yeah. What the subject said. o_o

69 Challenge Entries #39-51: 1 Loveless, 1 Bloodsport, 1 Final Fantasy 10, 3 Thick as Thieves, 1 Endtimes, 1 Tokyo Majin Gakuen Kenpuchou, 1 for Lyn's project, 1 Hanazakari no Kimitachi e, 1 Star Ocean 3: Til the End of Time, 1 Recipe, 1 Air Gear
iWHORE & other non-69 Challenge Entries: 1 Chaos Rising, 1 Endtimes, 2 Bloodsport, 1 Gankutsuou, 1 Black Lagoon, 1 Full Metal Alchemist
Requests granted and dedications made for: [livejournal.com profile] archangel_dream, [livejournal.com profile] yukitsu, [livejournal.com profile] kye_kestrel, [livejournal.com profile] sindapa

"It's the green hair! Green means GO!" [porn]

and then...

"So. Uh. Yeah." [not porn, but dun let that discourage you! D:]

Comments appreciated! :O

Daddy's birthday tomorrow yay! X3
izkariote: (boobs.)
2007-03-13 03:32 pm

Mandatory Plugging Post!

69 Challenge Entries 31-34: 1 Bloodsport, 1 for Lyn's Project, 1 Endtimes, 1 Sentou Yousei Yukikaze
iWHORE & other non-69 Challenge Entries: 1 Bloodsport, 1 Endtimes
Requests granted and dedications made for: [livejournal.com profile] yukitsu, [livejournal.com profile] kye_kestrel, [livejournal.com profile] sindapa, [livejournal.com profile] khursten

I want a la la la la la la~

EDIT, 6:56 PM: And because I was wrong about my brain shutting down~

69 Challenge Entries #35-38: 1 Final Fantasy 12, 1 D.Grayman, 1 Endtimes, 1 Chaos Rising
iWHORE & other non-69 Challenge Entries: 1 Bleach, 1 Final Fantasy 7
Requests granted and dedications made for: [livejournal.com profile] yukitsu, [livejournal.com profile] kye_kestrel


Comments appreciated! :O
izkariote: (evilness.)
2007-03-12 10:28 pm

more drabbleage

69 Challenge Entries 23-30: 2 Endtimes: Shadowsong, 3 Kingdom Hearts II, 1 Bleach, 1 Air Gear, 1 Bloodsport
iWHORE & other non-69 Challenge Entries: 2 Thick as Thieves, 1 Bloodsport
Requests granted for: [livejournal.com profile] yukitsu, [livejournal.com profile] archangel_dream, [livejournal.com profile] imbelossien

Easy come, easy go.

Cross-posted to all the usual places~ sorry if you get this a manifold many times! @_@
izkariote: (fandom crack - tv shows.)
2007-03-09 09:26 pm

"I'm sorry you're going to die. I'm gonna hug you."

On the many different shows and anime series I follow

  • The latest episode of House was awesome.
  • I still can't believe that they're not showing another episode of Heroes until the 23rd. T__T
  • What the hell happened to Supernatural?
  • Tokyo Majin Gakuen Kenpuchou is so totally gh3y. And I mean it both ways.
  • While the new OP and ED videos of Death Note are awesome, their songs so totally suck.
  • For all the slack it gets for being melodramatic (and mind you, it is), The L Word has pretty episodes. ...And it takes the cake for possessing one of the most annoying fictional characters on the planet.
  • Pumpkin Scissors is starting to bore me.
  • Red Garden is almost like The L Word except with psycho beast men and dead girls running around killing them.

...So for the third time running, I go to the Philippine STAR and end up doing absolutely nothing but get fed. o_o I was okay with that though, Menstrual cramps kill.

And this I have cross-posted to all the usual places~

Smut AHOY! [69 and iWHORE-age drabbles]

Apologies as always to those who see double. Or even triple. O_O
izkariote: (laugh out loud.)
2007-03-07 07:32 pm

LJ POST FLOODAGE! D: *is then shot*

There was free food from California Pizza Kitchen in the office today. I also met three of the other staff members, and read an article about a 17-year-old spoiled brat who buys enough clothes and accessories to pay for my tuition twice over every single week and then actually has the nerve to think "I'M NOT A DITZ I'M JUST MISUNDERSTOOD! D:"

For more details, check the Lifestyle section of the STAR tomorrow.

And this is the real reason for this post. Two for the 69 Challenge and the rest for iWHORE!

Apologies, as always, to those who end up getting this twice. @_@
izkariote: (girl shags girl.)
2007-03-07 11:40 am

desu desu desu. [69 challenge]

...LJ coding has suddenly gone hyper-sensitive. @_@

The 69 Challenge Set II: #6-15.

Some het, some gay, and one with lesbian tendencies. There's some fanfiction there too. o_o Also, most of them are fulfilled request for the iWHORE set of way back when.

Apologies to those who end up seeing this twice! D:

EDIT: Because I'm an idiot and forgot to put the damned link. It's up now, so I promise that if you click it you'll actually go somewhere this time. @_@ Much love and thanks, [livejournal.com profile] archangel_dream!
izkariote: (pr0n.)
2007-03-06 01:30 pm

You Will See This Exact Same Thing at Reuk.

First of the batch on my end, posted over at my fic journal~

(( omg, IT'S A NOT-SO-FAKE LJ CUT! :O ))

izkariote: (yay for porn.)
2007-03-04 11:52 pm

the internet is for pr0n~

X-posted to [livejournal.com profile] reuk_schitz

Ladies and gentlemen, to celebrate the coming of summer and the graduation of many of the seniors on my flist, I propose The 69 Challenge to whoever loves propagating pr0n as much as I do. ...Yes, the name is as porny as the number. :3

Stipulations are as follows:


  • Throughout the course of this month and even beyond that because We Are People Who Don't Know What Deadlines Are! :D, post up 69 drabbles/one-shots/artwork/whateverthehellyouwants featuring pairings or OT3++-somes of your choice.
  • IMPORTANT: the rating for your piece MUST be PG or up!
  • Both original and fandom pairings and OT3++somes are welcome!
  • All sorts of pairings and OT3++somes are acceptable, be they het, be they lezzie, be they gh3i.
  • All genres are also acceptable, be it fluff, be it snuff, be it drama, be it plain out smut! :O
  • Titles/prompts are optional but they really would help~
  • Spectators and participants alike are welcome to field requests for pairings/fandoms by commenting here or poking their writer/artist of choice.

...Don't ask where this came from. You really don't want to know. D:

Comment if you're joining, or comment just because you love the sauce. :3
izkariote: (pr0n.)
2006-12-23 07:55 am

bad sex scene awards excerpts.

These are my favorites, taken from a post on [livejournal.com profile] weepingcock. It's the sound penises make when they cry, yes.

The scariest part about it is that I've actually seen some of these books around.

go to weepingcock for more! )

And here's one for the Harry Potter fans on my flist. This will probably make them weep and scratch their eyes out and want to kill me, but there have been scarier things in life, I suppose. :D

"He nuzzled the furry mound from whence Harry’s cock thrust proudly, leaking it’s enjoyment down the velvety shaft. Draco breathed in deeply, his desire coiling in his belly at the man-musk scent that tickled his nose. He loved that it was Harry he smelled. That it was Harry beneath him. That it was Harry alone for whom his cock was aching.'

Oh yeah. Did another friends cut. Uh. Yeah. I love you all too.