Answer (what you will. o_o):

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:
- I came to you in the middle of the night: I'll see how long I can keep you in the FIERY DEPTHS OF THE DEATH PIT KNOWN AS MY ROOM! but then there's no fire here. And it's not really that deep. There are sharp, deadly objects here so I guess it's a death pit. Uh. I'll just... clown around. And maybe borrow a few brain cells. ._.
- I kissed you: I'd gasp, blush, smile and then either shut up or laugh uncontrollably for the next few hours.
- I moved next door to you: I'll help you move in. And maybe get some fireworks. I don't like my current neighbors. ):
- I started a bad habit: If it's drugs, I'll take 'em away from you by any means possible (sorry). If it's something else that's harmful, I'll convince you the best way I can to stop. If it's something else, I'll... join in. ._.
- I gave you my heart: I'll keep it in a jar and put it on my desk next to the hearts of the children who... um, willingly, uh, "gave" their hearts to me. Gee, I think some of them are still beating.
- I was hospitalized: Visit! :D
- I took a bullet for you: If you die, I'll make that poor bastard suffer even after I die and turn into a vengeful ghost. If you live, I'll pray for your recovery and return the favor someday.
- I got into a fight and you weren't there: Request for details and take down notes.
- I told you i love you: I'll say... O RLY? o.o
- I came to you crying: I'll hug you and listen to whatever problems you may have. Unless you're crying because you're laughing so hard. If so, I'll probably laugh with you, even if I don't know why. I... do that... sometimes... I don't know why. >_>;

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
- Personality: Serious (but can hold a crazy conversation), and at the same time crazy (but can hold a serious conversation). Wonderful! :D
- Eyes: ...round? ._.
- Hair: ...long? .__.;;
- Smile: Sparkly. Um, i mean, not really your teeth. I dunno. I've never seen your teeth up close. By sparkly, I mean your happiness radiates when you smile.

WOULD YOU:
- Hook up with me: I... still don't know what that means.
- Keep a secret if I told you one?: Yes, and if I ever have the slightest urge to tell for some reason, selective amnesia would kick in for as long as it's needed.
- Hold my hand?: Sure
- Keep in touch?: Sure
- Try and solve my problems?: I'll try to help but I'm only good at listening.
- Love me?: Yes (as a friend)! :D
- Date me?: Uh.
- Talk to me for hours?: Yes.
- Kiss me?: Uh. o_O;
- Hold me in the rain?: If you ever need me to (I might be too busy dancing in the rain though)
- Cry to me?: Mayyyybeee.

HAVE YOU EVER?:
- Wanted to kiss me?: I guess.
- Kept something important from me?: Yes
- Thought I was hot?: Yes
- Wanted to tell me everything but couldn't?: Everything...?

AND:
- Who are you?: Aidz, the intermittently crazy dude.
- Do I think you're hot?: I'd be worried about you if you do. -_-;
- When and how did we meet?: 2 years ago, at XP! Introduced by Drew. Yay.
- Describe me in one word: WINNER!
- What was your first thought of me?: "Hmm... cool"
- Do you still have those thoughts about me?: Ya rly
- What reminds you of me?: Good fiction (but then, that reminds me of a lot of things)
- If you could give me anything, what would it be?: A giant robot/mech
- How far would you go with me?: To teh fringes of space (kung libre sakay sa spaceship)
- How would you tell me if you liked me?: Hahaha. I'd say it to your face. :P
- When's the last time you saw me?: Exam week, last sem.
- Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?: Yes.
- If you died tomorrow, whats one thing you would want me to know?: You're very special, a rare gift to humanity.
- Do you have a crush on me?: No.
- Are you going to repost this to see what I say about you?: Uh. I probably wouldn't repost this, period. ):